Sweet Potato Fries

Sweet 'tatos were cooking
But Jonah was looking
At "Tiny", his comfortable cat

He thought, "I must feed him."
That ought to relieve him
And ran to see what all he had

"Hey, here's a pickle!"
But kitty was fickle
Stuck his nose right up in the air

Distressed, he returned
His feelings were burned
"It seems that he just doesn't care."

"I know – I'll try cheese!"
That might just please
"Cats freakin' love cheese."
(He'd better eat this cheese)

But no luck was had
Cat thought, "Just as bad."
He's turning out quite the tease

Hands up in the air
Jonah despaired
He sat down and let out a sigh

But behold, "Eureka!"
Egads, an idea
He pulled out his sweet 'tato fries

Jonah looked at this goober
Then gave him the tubers
And to his utter surprise

"Tiny" enjoyed
He no longer toyed
But ate the sweet 'tato fries

After their snack
He gave his fat cat a pat
Kicked back
Then hit the sack